“As if being Donald Trump’s daughter isn’t the hardest job in the world.”

Why is it that the worse her music gets, the more insufferable the little monsters become? I’m like “okay, we get it. You made fetch happen."

OMG! OMG! OMG!

if she really cared about children, she would convince her husband to resign.

Be Best is a three tier program that tackles childhood wellbeing, online safety, and opioid abuse, but actually does not do any of those things! (Also, opioid abuse seems pretty tacked on there, but no matter.)

trump snorts Adderall like an 17 year old studying for the SATs.

Trump will participate in a town hall on opioids in Las Vegas, Nevada

Well, if you’re wrong and he likes downers, I have a bottle of Amitriptyline he can have, but he has to promise to take it all at once.

https://www.meyerfundforadultliteracy.com/about-us/

What a grotesque waste of taxpayer money.

So she’s gonna go around trying to teach empathy when no one is that family knows what empathy is?

Regarding social media Melanie needs to talk to her husband, because it’s child obuse for sure.

YES. I know women like that. They get a thrill from the brushes against the forbidden. I’ve seen it play out. No one here is absolved. I know that sitting on the armchair’s arm right next to someone FEELS sexual and flirty. So I sit somewhere else. Or I stand.

I’m all for laying more blame on the men in these situations, but I don’t think that absolves the women. It seems like she probably did get a little too flirty, and a little too close (I don’t by the “I draped my legs over his because of space issues” bullshit), and he took it a step further. There’s plenty of blame…

If Hannity’s head gets any bigger he will become airborne and float out of this atmosphere into space where he will be studied for thousands of years by aliens who through his example will get the wrong idea about humans and develop a strong prejudice against us and eventually annihilate us.

The first rule of keto diet: You *must* talk about the keto diet. 

The most annoying part of keto is how annoying people are that constantly tell you they’re on keto. It’s like the new vegan.

That’s an unusual place to keep them.

Kinja knew we need to hear that sane advice twice tho. Carbz4lyfe

So 2019 it hurts