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Those are the best covers from Angry Asian Man, but you didn’t include my favorite. Now that reboot, I would definitely watch:

They were. I wouldn’t hire anyone under 16 to baby-sit, let alone an 11-year-old! 

They’re teen classics for a reason.

Weren’t Mallory and Jessie (?) like 11 years old? For some reason I remember thinking that because they were “junior” officers - and the rest of the club was 13 - that they were 11. In which case, what parent in their right mind would hire an 11-year-old to babysit? An 11-year-old is the one in need of a babysitter.

I feel like most of us who are going to binge this have already read the books (I tapped out in the early 100's before moving on the Christopher Pike and the scary Sweet Valley books).

Being nitpicky here, but many (if not most) of those books were ghostwritten. You could always tell when Ann did one though, based on how much she hated Mallory. (Poor Mallory.)

I loved her so much... my main Barbie was Asian and I named her Claudia.

Claudia was always my favorite, because she was an artist. And because she was vice-president owing to being the one who had a phone in her room.

I was never a reader until I discovered this series in 4th grade. I’m happy to hear fo it’s revival!

LOL, and ewww. 

The lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people is envious. He longs for a relationship with Kim Jong Un just like this:

FAKE!!!!!!

Hey, second dates can be tough...especially when the guy expects to get to third base.

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That love story came quickly to an end. But really, couldn't they see it was only ever a tainted love...

This is amazing 

For decades the Kim regime tried to get a Western power, any Western power, to sit at the table. Whether you view this as Trump stooping to Kim’s level, or Trump raising North Korea up to world power status, the conclusion is the same. The president* is treating the leader of the world’s most repressive regime as an

This reminds me of how he walked out of his own Oval Office when Pelosi and Schumer wouldn’t give him his Wall...only it probably cost millions of dollars more in transportation and security costs, all for a hollow stunt.

we now go to Der Spiegal’s coverage of the impending raid against Deutsche Bank live from Frankfurt...

I would have gone with Laura “Heil” Ingraham myself.

We are the same!!