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Masshole James, Unstable Genius
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I am terribly sorry that I answered my own question and in the process wrote a blog you found reasonable and informative and I agree we both need to do better

Damn. Just came home from a full 8 hour retail Xmas hell shift. My brain has apparently closed for the night. I should’ve realized this for the amazing Kinja it was. Kids- don’t let this happen to you!

Hi! Sorry your experience at Jezebel was less than perfect. We’re working on correcting the typo, and we’d like to invite you and your friends back, on the house. Thanks for bringing this to our attention!

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This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

“He didn’t sexually harass ME so he didn’t sexually harass ANYONE.” The women in his life don’t have to comment, when will celebrities learn this?

I don’t think all the most pathetic losers wouldn’t want to be Trump’s chief of staff.

He loves being around seamen. 

Just to clear a few points up (you know I adore you, so this isn’t a scold, it’s clarification).

Trump needs to stop using the term “witch hunt”. Witches were generally wise healers who spent years studying the world around them and using that practical knowledge to help others. Trump would never be accused of that.

Did anyone else watch the congressional grilling of Google CEO Sundar Pichai on Tuesday? The Republicans staged an actual witch hunt, in the horrifying tradition of the House Unamerican Activities Committee of the 40s and 50s.

And while you’re getting off my lawn let me assure you that the internet has made things much, much worse.

This is my biggest complaint about people who bitch about someone’s English when it’s not their first language.

As a side gig I sometimes do editing of bilingual or trilingual work where the organization gives the English translation a shot and then sends it over to me to revise. They’re often bashful about it but I always tell them, “Your English is a hell of a lot better than my __________” (insert originating language.)

I get the impression Sarah Summers spent a lot of high school gym class throwing tampons in the shower at bullied girls. I also get the impression that her mother told the school administration officials that everyone is just jealous of her daughter, which is the REAL problem!

I just looked it up, and it appears New York is indeed a profitable company/currently turning a profit. Some might even say its booming. From Ad Age:

I think when all is said and done, we’ll eventually find undeniable proof that the Trump organization was nothing more than a money-laundering front for the Russian mob (and by extension oligarchs since you don’t get that rich in Russian without getting your hands dirty) and Saudi autocrats. The only person I hope

I really don’t have patience with grotty old rich guys who openly buy affection and then are genuinely hurt that said purchase was faking it. DUDE, YOU KNEW WHAT THIS WAS.

She probably thought she’d put in her 10 years and then take her kid and her divorce settlement money when he’s ready for a newer model. But then the moron had to go get himself made President

I don’t see ten billion dollars when I look at Trump, I see a ridiculously leveraged lotto winner desperately trying to hold things together by bullshitting his way through it. If he dies, all of his “money” (which he admits is based on how valuable he feels he is) goes with him. And the Russians and banks are going