Ten billion dollars *snort*

“Ten billion dollars”

She be best.

Melania image projected 10 years forward:

She really strikes me as someone who could just snap and wake up one day covered in blood surrounded by snipers and the sounds of helicopters overhead and a bullhorn broadcasting instructions for her surrender.

The elevator photo from his Inaugural Ball is my favorite 

hair is gross, fake tan is gross, lip gloss is gross, personbot is gross

Or Betacux.

They should just kill two birds with one stone and get a sex doll to be chief of staff. Blame the next fuck ups on a fuck doll.

Jared Kushner Reportedly Played Himself

“My work” means getting work done, like when she disappeared for weeks because she was “resting” and magically showed up with new boobs.  The ghost of Joan Rivers is looking at Melania’s face and telling her to step away from the knife.

She would have had chemistry with any man who had a healthy enough bank account.

Jezebel - I expect more from my primary outlet for wasting time at work!Get to the real story here -- how unbelievably fucking bad that hair color is on her!  The people are hungry for the truth

“I follow what’s going on and I give my husband advice and my honest opinion, and sometimes he listens and sometimes he doesn’t.”

So eloquent. Much thoughtful. True authentic. 

Coulter found the way to get her Chief of Staff audition vid straight to Trump.

Hey, that’s not fair...

STOP IT!!!!! please. please stop......

Awfully great, you mean? Talk about unintentionally hilarious satire.

I can’t believe this show keeps getting renewed.