Tailor made for his kink.

Scott Adams is perplexing to me because Dilbert’s entire premise is lampooning the greedy, narcissistic, buffoons who are far to often put in charge in our corporate and how the rest of us have to suffer as a result.

She’s giving him an air handie and that’s how he’s staying hard. 

That’s why it’s so critical to stick a fork in this right now, but Schumer is determined to do the same thing over and over, but expect a different result.

“Have you ever seen a grown VP naked?”

Are we gonna talk about how Nancy Pelosi gave no fucks about Trump’s bs or does that hurt your soul too much to admit she’s maybe not going to just hand over wall money?

God bless you for sharing this.

I had not noticed the slightly hungry way Pence was staring at Pelosi until you pointed it out. Great! There goes my appetite for the day. Thanks for the collateral diet aid, hon.

“You will not win.”

For me, the worst part was when the guy chugging straight liquor paused to make sure his camera was properly positioned to record it for the ‘gram. And the other worst part was when they all griped about the indignity of having to repeatedly show their passports. And the other worst part was when I realized this group…

Democrats shouldn’t give him shit. Let him shut down the government, then they should go on Fox news and explain that Trump promised Mexico would pay for the wall. That if Trump was truly a great deal maker, and fiscally conservative, then he would find a deal that is great for the citizens of this country. 

Who am I…

Oh my sweet baby plastic nativity set Jesus, Christmas came EARLY this year. Wow. Wooooooow.

I think what kills me the most is how he keeps adjusting his bro-y lil baseball cap

I just keep thinking, is there a filter on the phone? Or is this just youth? If I was in this situation, by the time I’m in the airport to go back my make up would be sloughed off, zits and spots hanging out. Lines breaking out all over, super shiny as face... these people are all fresh faced and smooth...

Those people need more difficult lives.

Is that really how “vlog” is pronounced? Thank heavens I’ve never had an occasion to say it.

Sounds about White.

On the one hand, they’re still kids and kids are fucking idiots. On the other hand, their parents really need to be fined for releasing them out into the world.

Bill Maher should not be on here.