The Discount Paul Van Dyk soundtrack really sells it for me.

“When you have to kill three hours.”

“Screeching hot plane” lololol

Thx, James. This is the best gift I could have received from the Gizmodo-verse.

Cancel Christmas and new years, this is all I want to see. 

There will *never* be enough about Fyre Fest. 

Billy McFarland and Ja Rule both deserve a life time award for comedy.

“Just in case you haven’t gotten enough of last year’s infamous Fyre Festival”

The problem of course being how many people on the island as well as working people in the Fyre Fest offices and support teams, had to suffer and get ripped off.

I’m going to watch this on a tiny TV while eating a bowl of 25-cent ramen, and laugh and laugh.

I will never get tired of hearing about this dumpster fire. My only wish is that this doc would come out on Jan. 1st so I could watch it hungover.

Exactly this. It’s not a coincidence that most of them are like this; they play the “master race” card because the evidence doesn’t speak for itself.

He looks uncannily like my abusive ex, down to the entitled pout.

“The federal agent also equates those fighting against these bigots with the bigots.”

“We will not open a case if someone belongs to antifa or even the Proud Boys. There has to be a credible allegation or a threat of violence before someone opens a case,” Special Agent in Charge Renn Cannon said, according to The Oregonian.

Look at that weak ass chin.

Looks like 90% of the state where I live.  

Thin like Goering, tall like Goebbels, and fair like Hitler.

Girls,