Yes.

The Republican Muslim is the dumbest guy in the story.  

I’m a Muslim. I’ve been to Mosque in my youth. So let me blow some minds and say: I have never met anyone who actively advocates for Sharia law who wasn’t looked upon by everyone else in the Mosque as a bit of a scary person.

We are all this guy...

Since it was a Saab, you were cool with it...

This morning an Asian guy bought a car in my name and robbed a bank.

And your comment is perfect for today, Wednesday, Hump Day.

New memoir “Lap Dancing for Daddy”, on sale now at the clearance table at B&N

Really mystifying. HRC and MO have ten times the power that Daughterwife does, but then again, what do you expect from Forbes? This is the magazine that published an op-ed about how you (i.e. men) should never marry a “career woman”. Forbes really doesn’t WANT women having money or power.

The list has a lot of “misses” for me but there are a lot of no-brainers (Merkel and May are #1 and #2, respectively). But HRC and MO not appearing ~at all~ is a head-scratcher.

Queens don’t swing, if you know what I mean, Ashley.

This is literally this first time I’ve realized that Candace Owens wasn’t an old lady. I was picturing Ben Carson or Alan Keys, but with tits.

Battle of the Network Stars Lace-Front wigs.

I am curious how someone with George Conway’s very clear contempt for Donald Trump’s shitshow of an administration can be happily married to one of his biggest apologists. There must be no small amount of cynicism involved to wash it all down. Not a judgement, more of an observation.

I mean, look, before 2016 I would have said a sideshow loon who doesn’t just draw from parts of Bill Ayers philosophy for public discourse but fully utilizes it had no chance.

Yes, he absolutely is. He won’t make it out of the primary but he is absolutely running. Remember, he’s about two things: fame and money. The fame angle is obvious, but he’s also for sale as a GOP plant to make the Dems look bad.

I once got into an argument with an older relative, she believed that the Southern Hemisphere sees the opposite side of the Moon from the Northern Hemisphere. I told her emphatically that that was not true at all. Her response?

When I was in middle school, we would pour the perfume (or “body spray”) out of the bottles and refill with flavored vodka. So yeah :)

Halsey: Proof that just because you can sing loudly doesn’t mean you can sing well...