Ha ha, I tried that joke in the first article about Christie on the beach, and the ones who weren’t mad about the fat-shaming were mad about comparing him to a poor whale. I mean, they’re all right, but it’s still funny.

It was....a Titleist Jerry.

Isn’t James Franco only sexually attracted to Japanese anime body pillows?

LOL, fat shaming is evil, but that is hilarious. Whatever, Hell will at least be warm.

you don’t need to- they’re burned into my head.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaas. That was brutally hot.

Pretty sure it means “just the tip.”

Dave has that nasty thing about him that one usually only sees in racier gay porn.

But you know that many many bi people tend to hide it, for fear of negative comments from both straight guys and the LGBT+ community?

He’s been incredibly supportive of the BDSM scene too.

He’s not even a poser.

Possibly bi but a poser in everything else in life anyway.

Andrew, just because you look like Tony Perkins, doesn’t make you spiritually bisexual or gay or whatever the fuck you’re on about.

He just wants to be loved by everyone

I guess it depends on how much you hate James Franco.

Yes, he is very wrong for not delivering a dissertation covering the breadth of the topic during this interview.

Culturally gay or at least conversant. Like me.

Remember that blind item from a few years back about the franchise star who was using a famous actress as his beard because he was afraid that if he came out work would dry up? I remember the consensus was that it was about Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone. Maybe he’s dipping a toe in the water to gauge the reaction to…

My god, the “famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect* way so let’s shit on him” genre has to die.