I was trying to take the high road and not go there.

Blanch told NJ.com that, like everyone else, he was enraged by the photos of Christie enjoying himself to detriment of the state.

Will they eat their own, though?

Wait… I thought they were shooting a new season of Planet Earth. You aren’t supposed to interact with the wildlife.

What is truly amazing is that Christie still has a 17% approval rating. It’s a good way to think about Trump’s roughly 37% approval rating; there are people who so greatly identify with the outside figure who is not the “usual politician” that they will cling to these figures with such great force that even the most…

Lock him up and throw away the key lime pie.

I really don’t think we should ask Christie to pay for using the beach. We should just feed him to feral pigs.

Masshole.....honey. Normally I’m a big fan. But today you are really getting on my last damn nerve. I’m off to see my domestic abuse counselor in about 15 minutes and I am just not here for people who are suggesting that domestic violence happens to people who are terrible. I tend to attract abusers because I’ve spent…

Chyna is a garbage person and I can totally imagine her hitting Rob. Rob is an emotionally unstable, entitled brat and I can totally imaging him hitting Chyna during one of his tantrums. Both are domestic violence and neither is ok. Why can’t they just go away?

Team Dream. That child was born to the worst couple in the thirstiest family on Earth.

This,

Please we all know Tango only thinks there’s one woman at the White House. The rest are all just walking disposable wombs.

I’m gonna make people sad. sorry.

Can we at least have a tampon allowance? You know, since it’s the president’s favorite subject?

YUP

Like she’s one to talk.

same thing, really

This is the correct take.