Emmy. Unless you meant Emma Watson.

Dude is straight-up gay. It’s sad that he can’t be honest about it, but yeah.

You monster!

The one in the middle is killing me. He’s every kinesiology major in my undergrad working at a call center until his personal training business takes off.

Same here. He looks like the guy who would hit on you, and then when you’re like “No, I have a boyfriend” (regardless of whether you actually have one) he’d ask if it was serious.

yes,baby, yes...

I’ll take your word for it Rob’s Bus Driver ;)

Well the one in the middle and on the right are definitely sharing clothes.

Um. How is this different than the other Kens?

Related: http://www.gq.com/story/the-ken-doll-reboot-beefy-cornrowed-and-pan-racial

I’m not one to man bun shame, but that Ken’s face is so punchable (if I was a doll puncher which would be weird but I’m sure we can find somewhere on the internet).

For a second there I thought I was browsing the men’s section on Forever 21 dot com.

white man bun Ken looks like Hope Solo

I attribute all of my bad luck with men to the fact that my mom wouldn’t buy me Ken dolls when I was little because she was worried we’d make them have sex or something. Jokes on you mom, because I cut the hair off of a fake Barbie and made her wear jeans all the time and Barbie had sex with her!

Give me dad-bod Ken or give me death, that’s all I’m saying.

A couple of those Kens look like you should watch your drink around them at the bar.

Me wishing she didn’t die because of her addiction isn’t calling her a bad person BECAUSE she had an addiction.

she did not die because she used (and sometimes abused) drugs.