I hope it turns out like those crazy kids, Mudasir and Asif. Who doesn’t like a good old-fashioned Friendship Regain?

“I like people that DIDN’T die on 9/11" DJT

Man what a considerate dude, even giving love to the haters and losers. Many don’t have that type of humility and compassion.

Theresa May of the Pyhrric victory.

The real innovation of social media is making it so much faster to take a tragedy and make it all about yourself.

You didn’t think we’d believe you?

We could use a miracle now, I agree.

Tremendous respect. The best respect, trust him!

I’m sorry but he’s an illegal and therefore he created all the toxins at Ground Zero and deliberately made all those good American workers ill. /s

(I swear to God this is a real tweet!)

I’m proud to have him in America! This is BULLSHIT. What can we do to help his family?

Why am I not surprised? Congress doesn’t want to pay for healthcare for the workers and would rather let them die, so why not this? *headdesk*

The police in Seattle have a long-standing problem with excessive use of force paired with racism. Police in Seattle have shot a deaf indigenous man for holding a carving knife (woodworking), beaten Latinx people while making racist comments, etc. For a while, I believe that the SPD were taken over by the Feds. The…

Burgeoning? Holy shit, Whidbey Island and Ruby Ridge beg to differ, they’ve been here for a while and we’ve relentlessly shouted them down for decades. Ed Murray is a gay, very liberal (though now lame duck) mayor. That’s a canned statement written by lawyers I’m sure.

Which is what almost everyone would do, I guess.

Can we at least get a semi-colon in the Mayor’s statement?? His thoughts are with the children and the officers?

“bulging biceps and sculpted pectoral muscles”

Well he draws on what he knows for inspiration.

Valkyrie was surprisingly good

More like second hand embarrassment. He’s like a golden retriever, an overly earnest white lady and a Pumpkin Spice Latte (but like an IRONIC PSL, you know?) all rolled up into the skin of a 16 year old virgin.