donaldtrumphasatinyorangepenis
Masshole James, Unstable Genius
donaldtrumphasatinyorangepenis

Goodbye forever! *sob*

Honey, I’ve NEVER been accused of being straight before.

I’m hearing good things about Senator Arrak.

I’ve been hearing about this young up and comer from the Midwest. He might be our only hope.

I make jokes about him being gay. Queen Lindsey I call him. I don't want to live in a world where I can't make fun of asshole closet-queens.

This isn’t a terrifying glimpse into the future, this is who we are and what we’ve always been. In 1796, George Washington’s enemies publicly accused him of being a cross-dresser. Four years later, Thomas Jefferson’s enemies said if he won, he’d sell white women into sexual slavery to black men. James Buchanan, our

Dolt 45 not taking the rejection well.

I love it when you teach me papi, lol. I love reading about the new deal to LBJ era and I know they passed a lot of legislation with Republican help back in the day, esp. civil rights in the 60s, while southern Dems rejected anything progressive.

Uunlike McCarthy, Roy Cohn and the other republicans of the 40s like Eisenhower (see, I know stuff!), the modern GOP is filled with drooling morons, from top to bottom. Theyre not competent enough to pull McCarthyism off so im not worried. As for privacy, that ship has sailed and I don’t think much about it, honestly.

I meant 10 billion rubles, which is US $10,000.

She’s living her be best life.

Nah. This is a PAWB...

That’s not right! The poor guy fully cooperated!

I can’t get it out of my head (la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la) so im taking y’all down with me.

All I see is this, especially when I close my eyes at night.

What up, sir. Or ma’am.

Rep. Pelosi is turning me on like no woman ever has! Damn!