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Donald Drumpf's Fat Lips
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Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

You know, we need more vague in our country, lots of great vague, we’re going to have the greatest vague and really vague the spirits of the Mexicans and the blacks. Vague even the gays. We’re going to have the best vague of any country in the country.

Why I Fuck Up My Cars

“The tint is illegal,” he told me, “but I’ve never gotten pulled over for it.”

Dear Buzz,

That’s a pretty dumb comment, even for a Republican. And I should know.

Hey, you could join my campaign team!

So it that thing on his head his dad's heir?

Like me!

This article is literally a bunch of fluff around a video.

Not a dumb question at all...it is a great observation.

Look I have a platform! My beautiful sexy daughter and my chaste smart wife have been working on it all night. Wait a minute flip that. My smart sexy daughter and my chaste beautiful wife. That’s not quite right either...my sexy beautiful daughter-wife, anyways! We have a platform that’ll knock em dead (autocorrect

Because that’s how a businessman’s wife should dress when he gets home after a hard day of work making millions, like me.

And the C5 is YUUUUUUGE!

What do you expect? I mean, just look at that face!

Even I think she was AMAZING!

I asked everyone on my payroll and they all said I would be an UNBELIEVABLE President!

Daylight savings time, baby. I’m right three times today!

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

Obama: “Remember what happened to Bin Laden? Just saying’...”

And how do you know I don’t already have subscriptions to Navy Times, Stars & Stripes, Car & Driver, Motor Trend, and every other enthusiast publication?