That’s right, Rubio IS a nasty Republican. And boy do I know all about nasty Republicans!
That’s right, Rubio IS a nasty Republican. And boy do I know all about nasty Republicans!
Even I think she was AMAZING!
I asked everyone on my payroll and they all said I would be an UNBELIEVABLE President!
Daylight savings time, baby. I’m right three times today!
Even I think you’re an idiot. And I know idiots!
Hey, Big Energy: You guys are jerk-faces. And nobody knows jerk-faces better than me.
Obama: “Remember what happened to Bin Laden? Just saying’...”
One day he was lounging in the school cafeteria when a prankster through a plate in the air.
Stop saying stupid stuff that’s factually wrong. That’s my job.
But I was great! GREAT, I tell ya! Just ask my family, they love me. And I’m so huge with the military, it’ll make your head spin! I went to an expensive military-style prep school, so I know these things. And I was born rich (really, really rich!), so I must be smaht.
It does look a bit like me! It’s huge, bloated, and red-faced.
You’re almost as big of an asshat as I am. Almost.
It’ll be huge!
Don’t be a jerkface. That’s my job.
I don’t get it.
Hey, don’t go and call the guy stupid. That’s my job.
Hey!
It’s not racism. It’s just that those brown Mexicans are killers and rapists. Any maybe a few a good ones, too, like the ones that mow my lawns at my really big houses. But not racism.
The Apprentice. At least, until I GENEROUSLY decided to sacrifice my HUGE income to help you poor people, by running for President.
What a pussy.