MUST you call everyone you disagree with an asshole? That’s my job.

Sounds good to me.

This program is totally legit, and I stand behind it 1,000%. Unless there are lawsuits, in which case I had totally nothing to do with it and was totally unaware of anything.

Yankee tourists are the only reason Florida gator farms exist.

I agree 110%.

Even I think this is a great story.

I’m AMAZING with the women.

I’ll get my people right on it.

Don’t be a fat-lipped moron. That’s my job.

Papa John is huge American hero, almost as much as me.

Cease and desist, I have a binder full of lawyers. Only I am allowed to be so dumb as to say such nonsense.

Don’t be a bigger asshat than me.

This Mary Ann lady is right on! I get this all the time, people attacking my TRUMP brand by looking at facts. People have no business looking at facts without my permission!

You are probably one of those Mexican rapists or something. You are going to be crying like a little girl when my lawyers get done with you. My lawsuit is going to be HUGE and the most AMAZING lawsuit the world has ever seen.

This is all incredible crap! Why fly with diseased rapists and drug runners? Just buy your own jet and don’t worry about it. Of course, your jet won’t be as big and amazing and unbelievable as mine, but hey! I’m doing you people a favor just by being here!