The Royal Family is nothing but show business. Possibly the purest form of it.

And yet you are still alive. Clearly he considers you a friend.

Is the Pope a Catholic?

God, how I wish that America was fake.

I was not entitled to instruct Derek Lewis and I did not instruct him

She didn't con them at all. She sold them exactly what they wanted, and then delivered what they wanted; a racist. They wanted a white man who would put the niggers and the spics and the camel jockeys in their place. And that is what she delivered.

Just get a job as a waiter at Mar-a-Lago.

Bat-hold!

Same here. I only get to watch the hour long version on Sky One on Sundays where all the violence and most of the storylines are excised. Reading these reviews was my way of staying in touch as well as getting to read some excellent writing. It seems that the AV Club is slowly taking away the reviews I would enjoy…

He doesn't support Trump in that he agrees with Trump on any specific issues. He just LOVES the fact that he can claim to be friends with him.

My favourite was when Piers said "And now you know why I never read one word of Harry Potter". The guy has an impressive prophetic gift for knowing well in advance what people associated with major franchises will do years in advance.

The Republicans have been worshipping a fictional version of Reagan for years. Works for them..

Because the Kennedy Clan were multigenerational. The Clintons were not.

What is the best thing anyone has built in the proper adventure mode?

Yes. They can. Any working computer can emulate any other (Turing completeness), and so the computer in Minecraft could run a Minecraft programme. But very slowly.

There is also a magic spell described in Numbers where a husband who thinks his wife has made him a cuck can give her abortion.

The whole life begins at conception is certainly a new thing for Protestants to have latched onto.

BAH GAHD! That's Ricky Gervais' music!

Well to be fair, crack is very moreish.

A CIA black site would at least save the taxpayers money compared to her living in Trump Tower.