Still waiting to see if mine gets announced tomorrow!

When I haunt you I promise I'll only do it on Friendster.

Pretty sure No Sleep is just another creepypasta forum. They are implicitly fake but users are encouraged to act and react as though they are real. This is a nice one, though.

And my dad owns half of it.

I don't know. $4,200,000,000,000,000,000 seems kinda high.

i was trolling and it was fun. then you came and joked the joke. good on you, sir.

Nothing you've said to defend yourself makes you any less a bag of dicks.

I don't see a problem with not tipping for genuinely terrible service. The problem is that anyone who has their "I don't need to tip" speech ready at a moment's notice probably defines "genuinely terrible service" way too broadly.

Yeah, you're as big an asshole as Sapp, Mr Pink.

Same place, really.

That's because she's Erykah Badu.

Psh, when I get 100 balls for my birthday everyone just slut-shames me :(

She does have a great bikini body.

There is no future for that shirt.

I want to hear about the future of this shirt.

I was going to post:

A Jezzies' man must take what he can find as the home front is a nightmare wasteland of cats and cellulite.

Jesus, I just ASSUMED that kid was photoshopped. Are we saying this thing exists in real life????

You beat me to the batboy reference. It almost looks like the video has someone else's head stuck onto the kid's body.