Gigli. There. Said it.

You say "sorry" but I don't think you mean it.

more like, "…get off of my lawn!" Because their old! And that's what old people say.

Clickbait.

Yes, she was a big girl, sir.

Well now we're getting into Property Brothers territory.

beat

Where's the article on Skinner/Mulder romance fanfic??

Saving Private Ryan's knife scene had a thousand times more impact on me than Guardians' 83,871 deaths. Point being, quantity of deaths is an old point that sheds a light on nothing.

I don't think I've seen Something Wicked since it was in the theaters when I was a kid. Great recommendation.

Isn't it called a "ten-to-1" sketch?

Two guys following behind you making fun of everything you do, I guess.

"Barstool intellectual, with a masters degree in smalltalk…." Genius on a trillion different levels.

Jane, you ignorant slut.

Meh. it's not 80s ABC unless it's Ernie Anderson.

In other news…there was a Shanghai Noon franchise.

She said, he said.

What 90s sitcoms were these guys watching?

Your move Kyle Mooney.

Exactly. The fact that the NSA listens to all of our calls doesn't bother as much as having to hear all the truthers scream that they were right.