I liked Be Cool. Maybe the internet just isn't for me.

CHRISTINE!!!!

Sounds like any number of assholes in high school when they saw me reading a comic.

ja feel.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

He's just like me!!!

Smart marketing move by CBS. Now everyone remembers it's around.

Contrary to the internet, I like Outback. Satan or not.

is any of this real?

Are we great again, yet? Have we pushed enough non-white/non-rich people back under the carpet?

Now watch MSNBC get real liberal.

But memes win elections.

I'll never know if I die.

Are memes evidence? Then yes, there is a TON of evidence.

I want you to take a timeout and think about what you said and then apologize.

& is back to doing traffic and news on the 5s.

Where's a jive interpreter when you need them?

"He's like a teacher out of school….rapist."

I dread the day my dog leaves. Currently we live in a sexless marriage. Right side of the bed is his, we eat breakfast together, we sit on the couch and work, we enjoy Fargo together, when he hears that I'm mad he runs to me and sits next to me. He teaches me that a tennis ball is all we really need to find some…

"not a great song", you mean for Styles and Nicks or just in general? Because, in general, I, sir, do NOT concur.