"You think we could just put the tumor back?" my wife and I said almost simultaneously after seeing a $2000 medical bill. Laughing helps.

Why isn't the internet falling all over itself with "I bet he's Deckard's son!!!"

"If she wore her hair in curls, every woman wore her hair in curls."

"The bible will change your life. It changed mine!" - God

Was this when America was great?

"Sean….remem…remember when you said…that one time….you said in that press conference…when you said, 'PERIOD!'?"

He's been renewed for seasons 2, 3, and 4.

Mozart in the Jungle Season 5: This Time It's Professional

Exactly. I'm going on about day 600 of "eh, maybe tomorrow" with Mozart. Red Oaks, though…pretty great.

He's not my meme.

Ah…more social media activism. Pat yourself on the back, Internet. You're getting it done.

Alternative funny.

I would rather see Leia die off screen than put up with a version that in 10 years will look ridiculous.

Bro-Bono.

Do you type with your pinky in the air?

Meanwhile, Crowded House cowered in coach. Alliteration mf'ers!!

I never would have considered the 90s more innocent. But damn, you're right.

Or does he have a thumb head?

I bet Ford was wagging his finger during that quote.

Too many women wearing bras for this to be considered a "reboot."