Hello…how are you…I'm fine…does thou know…that the lord is coming soon….coming…coming soooooon….ha ha ha ha ha.

He needs to say "Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word." I've seen it work.

Before they invented color.

The ST:TNG is still my fav.

Little known fact, each letter in "Her" is just one off of "IFS". International Fusiness Sachine. Mind blown yet?

I agree. I was goofing on those "literally" folks.

"Kill a guy and coins appear? Sorry filmmaking, just not buying it."

What's a DVD, daddy?

"Fine! We agree!" - Clint Eastwood

Hold on, fellas! I been married to the same broad for turty-tree years now. All dames is great…except the one ya got.

It took 3 daughters yelling at me for me to be a feminist. I think I'm doing better. But seriously, he should smile more.

Every time I see him I blurt out "ripped off Huey!".

Humans walked the earth with burgers.

Based on what I've read (and here comes the link that says I'm an idiot), Lucas hadn't develop Vader to the point he was Luke's father until he was drafting Empire. I don't believe that we're watching Ben protect Luke from the weight of the truth. We're watching Ben tell the story as it was then.

Robot overlords will judge my kids because I DVR'd Battlebots. It happens.

I want to see the cousins that are connected…connected by that spine.

Are any of us real?

Seen anything better yet?

Why building walls won't work. There, I said it.

Wa, wa, w….[choke].