Well, that was a bowled move.

A child? Those ride with the nanny in the escalade.

What if someone had the audacity to put a child in one of the seats? What would that do to the value? It would have to take away more value than say... white smoke coming out of the exhaust.

Here I was thinking it’s because two more seats had been farted in.

My former boss took a loan against her 401K to LEASE a Land Rover LR2.

Actually, sharks are cartilaginous, not boned.

Give Tom Watson the 2009 Open Championship. If you want to follow the rules above, have him beat Cink in the 4-hole playoff.

O baby.

It’s certainly operating in the red.

so you’re saying that Holmes’s blood business isn’t liquid?

Ah yes, the St. Louis Blues bandwagon, where fair-weather fans hitch their hopes and dreams every April, and then un-hitch those hopes and dreams later in April.

Blues bandwagon fan, the worst.

Not to be outdone, Rob Gronkowski tweeted a picture of himself partying on a riverboat cruise through the flooded area.

“I’ll have a cheeseburger, Frenchfries, and the ice cream sundae... Oh, and a vanilla milkshake.”

Freddy “Thesaurish” Hernandez

Dude Where’s My Car-eer?

Send me all of your account information and I’ll be happy to help.

I myself was hoping to start an aftermarket vinyl face sticker business for Model 3 customers... you know, to fund my Model S. >:)

Not cool. My unemployed brother was a Poly Sci major

“Bruh, just stop making the payments. The bank will move that shit for you.”