I’ll admit it right here and now, I was the winning bidder for the Ecurie Ecosse D-Type. Here she is, in all her glory.

Finally, a car for all 12 of us who have a soft spot for mid 90s Pontiac styling.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

but his character made him that six-tool guy

I preemptively feel bad for whoever his cutoff man will be.

Excuse me, is this elevator going to the right?

Is this what they mean when they say that on field chemistry is so important in the NFL?

Can we hire this grounds crew for the Pro Bowl?

Give them a break, it has to be difficult to plan for a regularly scheduled, annual event.

I believe THE RING VS THE GRUDGE is the subtitle of the 2004 Red Sox vs. Yankees ALCS DVD

Are you suggesting that people from the Caribbean and Central American countries would lie about their age to escape from abject poverty? Shocking. I’ve lied about bring my own cup to 7-11 to save a quarter.

Albert Pujols lies about his age. He’s several years older than he claims.

I heard you liked grandma’s living room, so we...

You can’t buy championships, but you can definitely buy a cup.

Oh man, I love that documentary.

Why spend millions when you've got all that Kohls cash?

“It must really suck to be friends with Gilbert Arenas.”

If he wanted to use an app to get access to balls, shouldn’t he have used Grindr?

Quinoa

Sweet mascot though.