Dear NASCAR:

This couldn’t go worse for them than if they announced they were turning right from now on.

Would love to drop the top on that ride.

Depends on the quality of the aftermarket parts used....

I wonder which one is higher maintenance...?

I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.

That's at least a 7.2. Not sure what the 40 time was.