Disneyland or Disneyworld? I may or may not have had the naughty times with one of the Snow Whites.

“It’s not mime,” I said, quietly and unnoticed.

I used to make sweet love to the girl who was dressed as Cinderella at Disney (one of the four Cinderellas). Before you ask, quite obviously I made her wear her outfit.

To review: that’s Batman with a shovel sticking out of his chest, getting to fight some more.

If there are going to be diverse nominees, you have to have diverse material and actors being greenlit by studios and producers. The Oscars are just the sore throat and stuffy nose, the disease is something else.

♫ Human Growth you taste so good ♪

I found her CDL Instructor.....

Dunno. I voted for Obama and sometimes I wonder wtf he's doing so many snl tv show type of appearances.

I thought the other Big Reason for this film is that now Richard Gere is not alone among Hollywood royalty for allegedly getting an animal stuck in his butt.

20 years ago: “I’m offended.”

Ummm, this list is missing Carrie Fisher’s dog, Gary, and hence is incomplete.

I absolutely love it when clips of this show end up on Last Week Tonight.

That dude in Aldo’s corner with the backwards hat...you’d think he’d just seen his family shot in front of him...damn, man.

“Have you ever wanted to feel like Nicholas Cage in The Rock while you’re mixing a Tom Collins neat? Well now you can!”

Fuck it, if I win the lotto I’m buying that and spending every day getting drunk and pretending I’m Newman in Jurassic Park.