These reviews are maddening.

Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!

“I think most Whovians would agree this was an opportunity to breathe new life into the series, especially on its 60th anniversary”

I mean, I’m thrilled, so maybe don’t speak for all of us?

When it came to last summer’s Black Lives Matter protests, his social media account “goes dark. Not a black square box. There’s silence,” says Contois.

Poe’s album is so freaking good. I’m so sad she hasn’t released any music since then, really.

I dunno if House of Leaves reminds me of a movie so much as a heavily-indexed website. I always suspected that the reason “house” was always in blue was because it was supposed to remind the readers of a hypertext link.

The Nicolas Cage 101 course on Community might catch your interest, but beware, it’s not for the timid, and should only be taken in small doses.

Otherwise...

This sounds like Taken but with a pig.

Don’t get me wrong, there are a lot of fine Val Kilmer films (Willow, The Saint, Tombstone, etc.). But Real Genius is the the one that best channels his charisma, IMHO.

Real Genius is the best Val Kilmer film. You can fight me, but like the man said...

Seems once  a character goes woman they ain’t ever coming back 

check out this guy thinking they are going to make sequels to this

You’re missing the character poster for The Tomorrow War’s most beloved actor: Mike “the Spoonman” Mitchell.

You’re missing the character poster for The Tomorrow War’s most beloved actor: Mike “the Spoonman” Mitchell. 

I really hope that the new showrunner can maintain Whedon’s vision moving forward. For all the people who fell all over themselves to pretend that Whedon was suddenly a talentless hack when the allegations of him being unprofessional in the workplace came out, I think most genre fans recognize that he’s brought…

You and Jonathon Tucker, but you won’t be able to tell by his facial expression.

That tagline for The Djinn should be “WHAT IS DJONNE CANNOT BE UNDJONNE.”

MONTH, DAY, YEAR

At least when they have Ethan write about money, he makes an effort to understand how markets work.