At least colonoscopies have a clear beginning, middle and end.

“Marcy?”

Unfortunately, the mole they planted within the Big 12 failed to produce anything save for a bit of blood when irritated

SoOoOo...I know I’m just one random internet commenter dude but....even if PP was doing what the video purported to catch them doing....Is it bad that I just don’t care, like, at all?

It’s only racist because he’s black. Otherwise it would just be a typical local news editorial cartoon.

Unfortunately, that’s where we’re at right now in this country. God forbid we just hold people accountable for their actions, regardless of race.

Boy, it’s crazy to think that someone would trump up a racism scandal against their enemies. Who would do something like that?

Like clockwork. Instead of personal responsibility, logic, and common sense - throw out the race card because heaven forbid you get treated like everyone else when you’re being an asshole.

Shoulda called Batman.

I’m pretty sure Batman has already taken care of it.

He’s a famous cook/chef known for the science of food, why on earth would he use shitty cookware?

I am the mother of a child with Aspergers. Though he’s quite chill and polite now, he alternated between an angel and a fucking monster from the time he was born until he was four. Lest you think I’m exaggerating, he exasperated pretty much anyone who had to deal with him during one of his meltdowns.

#blacklivesmatter has inspired many black artists to flip out about any perceived slight.

I’m going to be the first to say it: Beekake.

Just missing the UGGS.

How about they do a movie called “The Other Guys,” and it stars Wasp, War Machine, and Falcon? :p

I think that is probably the first time ,I've heard , "brilliant idea !" ,ever used in regards to Gotham .

It’s a storyline that plays out over the whole season. By the end of the season, all Joker fans will go, ‘Ahhh! What a brilliant, brilliant idea!