Unfortunately, the mole they planted within the Big 12 failed to produce anything save for a bit of blood when irritated

It’s only racist because he’s black. Otherwise it would just be a typical local news editorial cartoon.

Unfortunately, that’s where we’re at right now in this country. God forbid we just hold people accountable for their actions, regardless of race.

Boy, it’s crazy to think that someone would trump up a racism scandal against their enemies. Who would do something like that?

Like clockwork. Instead of personal responsibility, logic, and common sense - throw out the race card because heaven forbid you get treated like everyone else when you’re being an asshole.

Shoulda called Batman.

I’m pretty sure Batman has already taken care of it.

He’s a famous cook/chef known for the science of food, why on earth would he use shitty cookware?

I am the mother of a child with Aspergers. Though he’s quite chill and polite now, he alternated between an angel and a fucking monster from the time he was born until he was four. Lest you think I’m exaggerating, he exasperated pretty much anyone who had to deal with him during one of his meltdowns.

#blacklivesmatter has inspired many black artists to flip out about any perceived slight.

praise be

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I will “exalt sex workers” all day long, if you mean “allow that some of them are human beings with free will who’ve chosen sex work.” As for people who do not choose sex work, but enter it through trafficking, coercion or economic hardship, I’ll put this part of the letter in again, in case you missed it:

Fuck-kin.

That's not actually true. Oral contracts are fully enforceable.

Bear Grylls is the Dane Cook of survival experts.

Neither, apparently.

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