He’s a famous cook/chef known for the science of food, why on earth would he use shitty cookware?

I am the mother of a child with Aspergers. Though he’s quite chill and polite now, he alternated between an angel and a fucking monster from the time he was born until he was four. Lest you think I’m exaggerating, he exasperated pretty much anyone who had to deal with him during one of his meltdowns.

#blacklivesmatter has inspired many black artists to flip out about any perceived slight.

praise be

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I will “exalt sex workers” all day long, if you mean “allow that some of them are human beings with free will who’ve chosen sex work.” As for people who do not choose sex work, but enter it through trafficking, coercion or economic hardship, I’ll put this part of the letter in again, in case you missed it:

Fuck-kin.

That's not actually true. Oral contracts are fully enforceable.

Bear Grylls is the Dane Cook of survival experts.

Neither, apparently.

If you don’t want to be an asshole by association, maybe don’t use Reddit.

Reddit, a popular site for creepers and fans of upskirt shots

“hate the petition and those signing it as they are racist/misogynists but it is increasingly looking like she is a fucking terrible CEO.”

Make sure not to use Twitter, too. Or Facebook. Asshole by association.

I disagree. It wasn’t “nonsensical”; the whole point was that it was unmoored, oneiric dream-logic, and it was way better horror than anything American Horror Story ever pulled off, even in its best seasons. (Yeah, I went there.) And the sound mixing was part and parcel of it. Swear to god, when Will flashed back to…

TF2 Dustbowl.

agree with you, paint drying is way more interesting and has more emotion and action than thous 2

I will let you judge, I suspect I’ll be spending my day actually prefering to watch paint dry.

I’m sure that wasn’t awkward for Jason or Adam at all. She had no business bringing them into this. Take it up with Wes Anderson.