Ain’t no shower like a Marilyn Mosby shower cuz a Marilyn Mosby shower is trespassory.

+1 head like a gooooooooooooooooooooal

Sepp Blatter’s not looking for the cure
Sepp Blatter’s not concerned about the sick among the pure.
Sepp Blatter, let’s go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
Sepp Blatter’s not one to choose

GO ROYALS

Can’t believe Tabitha Soren, Kurt Loder, Matt Pinfield, and Jesse Camp all said no.

Hutchens admitted that he masturbated to pictures of young girls ages 2 to 3 and 12 to 13.

The fact that this is filed to “DEALS” is giving me all the lulz.

Context, context, context, context.

This is awkward...

You’re right...Super Dave Osborne is a legend.

Counterpoint: farting *is* hilarious.

eta: replied to wrong person

Sorry.

Meh, I think it’s less about commenting on her appearance because she’s a woman and moreso being surprised at the fact that she’s got a different face.

Are these conversations about race going to mainly take place at Starbucks?

My immediately thought was a Realdoll, which is a gross thought to have while eating lunch.

What did she do to her face? Why do celebrities do this?

Goodness. Is this real person?

Why bother boiling them? I just husk them, remove the string, soak the ears and husks in water, Butter and pepper the ears, wrap the wet husks around them, roll each up in foil, and grill. They come out great.