+1 head like a gooooooooooooooooooooal

Sepp Blatter’s not looking for the cure
Sepp Blatter’s not concerned about the sick among the pure.
Sepp Blatter, let’s go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
Sepp Blatter’s not one to choose

GO ROYALS

Can’t believe Tabitha Soren, Kurt Loder, Matt Pinfield, and Jesse Camp all said no.

Hutchens admitted that he masturbated to pictures of young girls ages 2 to 3 and 12 to 13.

Quick reminder, because it’s the internet: it’s totally okay to still like A Song of Ice and Fire, and it’s still okay to like Game of Thrones. No one is saying that you need to stop reading or watching. It’s okay to like things that have problematic elements, even when it’s as problematic as mishandling something…

The fact that this is filed to “DEALS” is giving me all the lulz.

Context, context, context, context.

That’s actually pretty clever of them to include giant lego figure bricks.

That's the worst Apple Watch I've ever seen.

I’m in the medical claim field. You can make more money or just get free meds if you can allege sexual dysfunction and most people do it just by saying to their doctor “hey Mr. Happy doesn’t salute anymore.” Prescription for Viagra and diagnosis of erectile dysfunction instantly obtained. Questions not asked. Tests…

This is awkward...

You’re right...Super Dave Osborne is a legend.

Counterpoint: farting *is* hilarious.

Pretty simple as far as I’m concerned...

Gonna go with the obvious reality warping powers of Franklin Richards.

‘Nuff Said.

Superspeed. So simple, so limitless.

Why bother boiling them? I just husk them, remove the string, soak the ears and husks in water, Butter and pepper the ears, wrap the wet husks around them, roll each up in foil, and grill. They come out great.