And IIIIIIIIII-EEE-IIIIIIIIIIII will never watch thiiiiiis! 

i want to see the dwayne ‘the rock’ johnson do a red notice movie that accurately potrays what a red notice is and what power it has. just 2 hours of him calling and gently reminding police agencies across europe that it would be appreciated if they would detain a possible suspect if they happen upon them, but not if…

Oh, nooooooo, this sounds awful.

“Hey BENNYYYYY, looks to me like you’re on the WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVEEERRRRRR!!!”

This just makes me hopeful that my proposed crossover starring Whoopi Goldberg and Bruce Willis reprising their most famous roles in Old Habits Die Hard might happen

Kind of two minds on this, on the one hand, from everything described that happened to Kesha, the guy is a piece of shit and fuck him.

This dinner should never happen. The proper function of journalists in a healthy society is to aggressively question everything that those in power do. Buddying up to them at any point creates the wrong kind of bond between them: a sympathetic one. Journalists will of course insist that they can be totally 100%…

Bull-Pitt Train

Oh, FFS...

It’s so nice of her to offer to let other creative people work for her for free.

Machines don’t get drunk.

Folgers in the Attic. 

/Leans over to Ash78: This post gives me a hard-on.

With how many villains they’ve cast, at this point I’m just expecting a straight-up remake of 1966 Batman: The Movie, with Pattinson playing an equally campy update on Adam West’s Batman.

To spell it out, the song was written by Frank Loesser and originally performed by his wife and himself as a party trick for friends...

I get that some folks are so uptight about the merest suggestion of seduction involving any degree of persuasion beyond “two people spontaneously having exactly the same degree of hots and enthusiastic consent for each other at the same time” that they simply cannot candle “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.” I don’t…

Alright, we get it. People ignore historical context / actual meaning of a song they think is about rape. Enough already.

“Imagine a laser weapon pointed at an airplane. A laser operator could direct the beam into the cockpit, blinding the pilot and cause him or her to be unable to control the airplane.”

Autoplay videos, pop-up ads, and sponsored posts loading in between actual content just as I am trying to click...all working perfectly.

That deformation energy has to come from somewhere. Some of it might have otherwise just become heat, but presumably at least some of it will come at the cost of fuel efficiency. That makes it basically an overly-complex gas or diesel generator.

Might still be worth it on steep downgrades, though.