Arnold Schwarzenegger made plenty of shit films too, and he is clearly the model Johnson is patterning his career after. Is the contention that Johnson is forced to decline opportunities in daring arthouse cinema because he’s all locked up making Pain & Gain 2 with his best bud Michael Bay? I’m not seeing it.

Artists…

Next step, putting splitter guards on the edge of a hat brim.

Actually, I’m gonna do that.  I wonder how much it costs to get one on ebay.