If he let go of the hammer and it immediately went off, then he didn’t actually cock the gun.

Also, he shot someone.  Even if it’s not technically his fault, you’d think a vaguely empathetic human being would feel SOME guilt over pointing a gun at someone and then shooting them.

Thanksgiving is a great time to do shenanigans like this. The social media team is almost certainly off for the day, and lots of other people are at home or off work and more likely to be on their phones twitting.

They’ll just make it all ironic instead.

Or a sex act.

No, Spiders man is a totally different character who is a bunch of spiders who ate Peter Parker and now think that they are him.

Ooh, so close, but I’m pretty sure they’re Sunocos on the PA Turnpike.

For someone who repeatedly talks about how dangerous guns are and that people shouldn’t have them, he was awfully willing to just point one at someone and pull the trigger without checking it himself.

It wasn’t Johnson, but rather in the fight with Statham, they had someone counting the punches to make sure it was evenly split.

To be fair, his first movie was about how he was a government stooge, following orders from his uniformed masters to... let me check my notes here, ... stop the Nazis from taking over the world.

There was a prequel to Army of the Dead, it was called Evil Dead 2.

While any vaguely realistic portrayal of Batman is going to give him some armor, because of course he needs it, I’m not super keen on the idea of him just standing there and tanking the bullets like that.

I do appreciate that the Batmobile looks like an actual car though, and not either an art deco sculpture on wheels,…

Basically an auditor who checks the books and record keeping for the city.

Did San Francisco pay him an annual stipend and officially swear fealty to him?

Squirrel Nazi zippers.

What horseshit naming scheme is that for this movie?
It should be “This is Sillypants Jackson”

Wait, when did Maybach become a marque of Mercedes? Or at least, I hope it’s a marque like Genesis, and not relegated to just a single model.

And yes, I know I could google it myself and find out, but I’d much rather complain about it here.

Gritty is 100% the mascot Philly deserves.

You’re absolutely correct, and that’s a savage indictment of Philly as a city.

So, what hackjob method will they use to get some of the original cast to appear in the show?  I assume the easiest is to have Bran creeping on everyone from the sidelines, but I’m open to other, even stupider, possibilities.

They went after her purse rather than herself?

Turns out they were pigs from the Acencia Tributaria.