It’s so easy to get the stupid shart attack movies confused when you watch so many of them.

You lied to me.  Peta Wilson isn’t in Spring Break Shark Attack.

Naw, man.

Scissor doors.

He just sits in an office building dropping Hellfires on pickup trucks, then goes home, swings by the commissary for some frozen dinners, and tries to pick up girls half his age at the bars off base.

Obviously the “space suit” is Pete about to HALO jump into Iran to steal back an F-14. Duh.

That said, let’s talk about the other songs from the Top Gun Soundtrack. Danger Zone is the McDonalds of songs. Everyone knows it, and it’s pretty good, but how about Mighty Wings? That never gets enough love.

And of course, the…

Tires! And brakes! Tires and brakes! And suspension, because a stopped wheel doesn’t do anything if it’s not on the road! Tires, brakes, and suspension! And a fanatical loyalty to the Pope!

Good. That minimalist interior design is horrible and people will die because of it.

Though apparently the other cars also share a similar terrible set up, so nevermind.

How hard is it to actually learn to drive stick? The theory seems fairly straightforward, if you’re careful how much grinding till finding is actually done?

They use real English Oak for the trim in the new luxury Aston Martin Varnish.

And then, once our kids have grown up, they’ll be able to take their kids to the AI produced remake of the live action version of the Disney classics.

Not the Flesh Princess?

It’s obvious if you think about it, how many times did you see any video of US troops hanging around Cuba in a Jeep?

And what sort of range will it have once the IIHS and government get their say?  Because I can’t imagine that it’ll meet safety regs and/or pass tests as light as they have to have made it to get that kind of distance.

Lambo?  Something with outrageously low ground clearance probably.

They’re coasting on their reputation for sales?

Yeah, as others have said, it’s not a total number issue, it’s a per unit issue.

The main advantage Mitsubishi has is lower expectations. When things go wrong, the drivers think “Yeah, this is about what I expected” and don’t consider it a problem the way Land “I paid 80 Grand for this thing!” Rover drivers will.

I drive a Chevy with 150K on it.

You would not be amazed. It drives how you would expect a 150K Chevy to drive.

I saw a post on reddit yesterday about all the newest and hottest features, and it got me thinking it might be a good idea for an article (aka please tailor your content to my interests).

Basically, I’m in the market for a new car soon because my current one is old enough to vote. And while I’d like all the normal…

I literally stopped reading the review to google the respective ages of Jackson and Roundtree to confirm the 70-ness of both of them. Then I got to the end of the review where the work had already been done for me.

But still.  Come on.

Shame it doesn’t come in yellow.