Next step, putting splitter guards on the edge of a hat brim.

Actually, I’m gonna do that.  I wonder how much it costs to get one on ebay.

Really, FG more or less IS a terrorist organization.  They’ve seized a city and implemented their own rules, and are holding both normal humans hostage, as well as the rest of the country/world with the threat of a zombie epidemic, have murdered probably hundreds to thousands of people...

What about a slice of pizza and a cup for water?

If a were-wolf turns into a wolf a certain times, then does a when-wolf turn into a wolf in a certain place?

Please, do you pay someone to clean your sandwich bag once it’s used? No. The cost would be too much to make it worth it.

These wheels will be treated the same way. Once they’re dirty, they’re replaced with a new, clean set.

I know, but it’d be hilarious, to see the Chinese Sultan, and all those Buddhist Mosques (I think?)

You think that’s bad, check out the original Megatron toy.

But merely bad is forgettable, while a disaster is something people will talk about and go see out of morbid curiosity.

Just once I want to see an adaptation of Aladdin that’s true to the original story, where it’s set in China.

Only Avenger I see John Wick having trouble with is the Hulk.  Everyone else seems reasonably vulnerable to bullets (or pencils) if he can get them by surprise.

That horse is going to be meme, I know it.

The Washington Generals thought they were too weak.

It’s a US show?  I literally only ever heard about it on radio ads from the local Canadian station, so I assumed it was a Canadian production.  I was a bit confused why the Canadians were airing a show about a CIA officer and an FBI agent, but assumed that even to Canadians it was more well known than the various…

I’d like to give him more credit, but these puns are just being done by rout.

“Hi!  I’m Ser Bronn of the Blackwater!  I work for the Lannisters.  I know you’re about to go to war with one of them, and I’ve got this here crossbow, but can you just let me in the castle, and not tell anyone I’m here?  Thanks.”

But can you get scissor doors on a minivan?

It’s worse than that. The reason the US has a greater child mortality rate than the UK is mostly (entirely?) because we have a greater rate of premature births.  So it’s more than what we’d get from a similar sample size in the UK.

And then he stomps robots, he’s out collecting rings. Then back to the hospital for some more baby murder.  Stomps robots.  Back to the hospital, baby murder.  Robots. Murder. Robots. Baby Murder.  And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.

Those are (approximately) the same teeth he has in the cartoon.  So there’s your fidelity to the source material for ya.

Become an easily manipulable king.