except for the whole act of crashing into the two other beached hulks...

that sounds like a trap!

hey it's a step up from Nikolai Smolensky!

I'll never understand these celebrity shoots for magazines.
Everytime, i have to ask somebody who that is. You can't change the shape of somebody's jaw and have it be the same person. It just isn't.

You will never convince me that that isn't one of the greatest pieces of bodywork design ever.

Maybe*. but no. It's kind of indicative of the lackadaisical attention Jalopnik is giving to the copy they run. This website became my favorite place to find out about car things largely because there was a respect for and liveliness in the language used here. In the same way that I enjoy the crooked enthusiasm of the…

After a few seconds, and looking at the thing, they were trying to find a way to explain the design direction for the clock looking more like the blood pressure gauge from a Fisher Price set than a 24k Oyster Perpetual. The ad copy wouldn't have sounded authoritative enough had they used the more accurate "intended to…

It's pretty true. I mean we make fun of the Corolla buyers for their toasters and washing machines, but at least there's an FT-86, a Tundra, a Highlander, even if i don't like most of their stuff they've got a depth to their offerings. Acura is really a brand built around the Accord, Maxima, and Corolla buyer. I used…

where's this engine of which you speak? All i see is plastic.

This was a Canadian contribution to the M1A1 program i understand. Not like we'd ever have use for the damn things up here, but sure if you guys want to fire at shit while rolling through hill and vale, here, a weapons control system for your big ol main battle tank.

looks more latemodel nissan GT-R to me

Well what people love about the old Supra was being able to throw power bits at an indestructible block right? Maybe the 2AR is just the ticket. It's already in the parts stream and it's been proven to take plenty of tuning in stride. It doesn't seem necessary, but they could make the TRD version dry sumped and cut a…

the actual DTM car as you've posted EdE91 is the same story. Different chassis - a carbon tub. Totally ground up machine with sillhouette bodywork. The CLK DTM AMG bobrayner posted on the other hand makes a very good candidate for this thread.

Hahaha! Except that you're wrong! No accounting for taste i guess.

Except there isn't a bolt in common. It was adapted backwards from the racecar, not up from the C-Class.

is that Micheal Jackson?

I'm just going to go with:
You're clearly wrong as the viper sounds way better. You nuked all your other arguments by not at least allowing for that.

i call it Zed-six because anything else sounds stupid, and like a six year old with a lolipop stuck in his hair thought of it, or Ali G, whichever. Can i has flames and a bulldog hood ornament?

probably seen a few shops; in his time, if you will.

"with Christian Bale stepping down, they need a new Batman as well as a new Pope. Maybe there's some synergy to be explored here?"

Get Christian Bale to change his name to Bale al Islam, call him Rabbi Bateman (but not Patrick Bateman, just Bateman like so he sounds Jewish) give him a Bate-signal, that looks a bit like…