As the appropriately named “Funsize” hilariously said,

PAPAYA POL POT I CAN'T EVEN

“She reportedly also met with staff in order to learn “how I can help to be sure these children reunite with their families as quickly as possible.”

This jacket does not Be Best.

How did this one get past.....anyone?

GOOD LUCK!?!?!?! That feckless cunt

People either didn’t vote, or they voted 3rd party because “conscience” or “feelings” or some other tripe. Instead of actually paying attention and listening to the numerous, repeated warnings of others, they forged ahead and, conveniently, now want to wash their hands of their actions (or lack thereof).

I recently learned about some puppet called Jeffrey on YouTube. A friend who also has a five-year-old son (like me) told me about this Jeffrey using the n-word throughout his videos. This is on YouTube Kids. I blocked that shit as soon as I got home. I am trying my hardest to raise a progressive white man in the…

I can’t count how many times I’ve pointed out to people that Breaking Bad could have ended after Episode 2 if Walt actually gave a shit about his family. It’s amazing how many fans completely missed the “I did it for me” part.

Well, then I admire my scout’s hustle game.

I disagree. I found a box of Thin Mints in the freezer I’d forgotten I’d stashed a few weeks ago and actually started tearing up a little I was so happy.

I don’t know what they did to Thin Mints in the last few years, but they don’t taste anywhere near as amazing as they used to. Maybe I’ve just built up such a tolerance that they do nothing for me now.

Tagalongs or GTFO.

I’m going to drop, “Be a Pisces,” all the damn time now.

Well, some of those hot takes aren’t completely wrong. I mean, the Beatles really weren’t virtuoso musicians. They were good song writers and came around at exactly the right place and time to maximize their success.

Excellent pic choice.

Pictured: the bar stool next to Bruce tomorrow at 3:05pm