Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

I think you’re missing the point.

I bet he was eyeing that family in front of him, thinking, “Do they have papers? Should I call immigration on them?”

You misunderstand; he simply loves America so damn much that he’s letting the flag fuck him in the ass.

Kellyway always lookin like she just died a week ago and is being propped up with new clothes and makeup

What about Kellyanne? She’s only 50 - younger than Halle Berry, Viola Davis, Angela Bassett...and she looks like she was their high school principal.

Chips hair has been growing mighty long... that usually means mid life crisis ;P

#teamwalls

OMG Yes, every time I see a photo of the Fixer Upper people, I always wonder how/why Dennis Quaid got into renovating houses...

Also spend 20k on oversized clocks for every wall.

That dress is an abomination. And I live in midi dresses/skirts.

I have Rehab addict and the new Trading Spaces for my DIY fix.

Spending more time with the family. Isn’t that the excuse people give when there’s an impending scandal?

Megyn Kelly nearly dodged the question by saying, “[First of all], I would never be at a sporting event.”

Megyn Kelly introduced a video of her friends and family complimenting her.

Bobby...blink twice if you’re being held against your will.

That shirtdress is an unacceptable length. Acceptable longer lengths are:

We know what’s coming, Bobby, and we can’t wait!