Kathie Lee Gifford punched Megyn Kelly in the uterus and said, “The Lanisters send their regards.”

• Megyn Kelly quoted John Denver.

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…

Passing out bananas is one of the few things he’s actually qualified to do, now you may cry.

I agree with you! Except:

Enjoy your star for making me look that up and confirming that yes, that is a real thing and a hell of a deep cut.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

I’d like to think “oh he did this because he’s stupid” but honestly I think he did this because 1: they’re fucking untouchable at this point and 2: his supporters don’t give a shit, they see nothing wrong with it. When Trump said that he could fucking shoot people and not lose any supporters, he meant it. Strap in,…

God, David Brooks really is the worst.

Nuh-uh girl, that is a read.

Yeah, it’s currently 88 degrees in Atlanta and I’m running a space heater in my office.

Also, this feels like a good place to say that if they ever do a Tori biopic...that Cate Blanchett MUST play her. That is all.

“That looks like an autopsy.” A delicious, vaguely chocolatey autopsy.

My sister is doing one at her wedding because of Steel Magnolia’s — not because we really think the groom needs a cake. We are very excited about recreating the armadillo.

I can do anything except snakes. I don’t have the counter space for snakes.

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT STEEL MAGNOLIAS???

Good luck to you as you get through all of this. That is good to hear.

This is not nearly as inspiring and cool as your story, but slightly related? I got a concussion a couple weeks ago. I banged my head into the corner of the hotel nightstand while I was sleeping bc I tend to flail around in unfamiliar beds, I guess, and didn’t think it was that bad except for the fact that I proceeded…

Jared now has more time to keep a closer eye on his wife.

I was fortunate enough to see her live last summer and she was AMAZEBALLS. I legitimately thought I would pull a Mr. Dawes from Mary Poppins and die laughing.