Yep - when my grandfather retired, my grandmother told him to build himself a shed, because she was kicking him out the door at 8am every week day and he wasn’t welcome back until at least 5pm.
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It reminded me of when my dad retired. Mom announced she was walking over to the Sam’s Club and either coming back with a job or something to kill that man with.
exactly! my boyfriend won’t watch it with me anymore because i just make fun of them the entire time. There’s no emotional stakes anymore.
“I moved on Iraq like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she already had a president. Look, just bomb. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a Secretary or State, they let you do it. You can do anything.”
Trump is incapable of dealing with a woman his age on a level playing field when she doesn’t work for him, sleep with him, isn’t in a bikini, and is smart and capable. He just has no idea how to deal with her - so he doesn’t. He attacks Bill, who’s a man. Now he can attack Obama. He is attacking AROUND her because he…
“It’s pronounced GI-nah.”
“These fries are ridiculously too big. Send them back, how can you expect a person to eat fries this big? I can’t even hold one in my hand”
Trump: “Ore... Ida?”
Aide: No, sir. It’s “Ne-VA-da”.
Rachel, you’re not real, stop trying!
Charlotte looks like Lucy Pevensie.
It was the lack of sleep. Seven weeks post partum I was saying Jim Carrey deserved an Oscar for the Majestic through tears.
Jeah, man, that’s tough.
I see that Charlotte is already clutching the family sparkly stones. Good girl.
Lol, yes, Lochte truly is George Costanza.
This poor boy. it is hitting me so hard that it feels like there’s barely any coverage of this awful shooting. we accept that a person with a gun can walk into an elementary school and shoot our kids.
I read he had a handgun and was happy that he didn’t have the ability to kill everyone on the playground in seconds. Yeah, I had to find that silver lining.
And nothing will change about our gun laws. Shining city on a hill indeed.
Donald Trump looks like one of those Jack’0'lantern Halloween Hefty bags filled with coleslaw.