I LOVE Lisa Eldridge. She is so classy. Have you seen that video with Jen Atkin (Kardashian hairstylist) where she forced Lisa to wear the Kylie lip kit in blue and Lisa was like “oh, what is this?”
I have no hate for Kylie but I feel like that was telling moment from a pro being genuinely confused (or throwing shade)…

I don’t watch any of those beauty bloggers. Most weeks I watch Emilynoel83 and Tati. I occasionally watch Marlena of Makeup Geek and Bailey B. I used to watch EleventhGorgeous but they can get annoying really fast.Years ago I watched Sirvinya’s channel but she deleted everything and now only makes videos about books…

oh my god I just blew coke out of my nose. the powdered kind. you owe me $20.

Her?

You mean Egg Trump.

How can they fire Tiffany if they don’t even know how to contact her?

You mean Meg Trump.

Oh man. Well, to start, I’ve been able to hold a job without fucking it up! I used to be hungover all the damn time, and that would affect work. Funny how being clear-headed changes so much. Other than that, I’m more honest with myself and I’m not an asshole. I would do shitty things when I was drunk - not…

we’ll have to revise “bag of dicks” to “old, hoarded, bag of dicks.”

I’m just glad she learned this lesson for a disease like rotavirus instead of something more dangerous or more likely to have long term effects!

My toddler had started saying yuck when I try to kiss him and it’s the most devastating rejection I’ve ever had.

no ragrets guy is my favorite meme on the internet i think...

Is it just me, or did everyone go to high school with a girl who looked just like her? She may spit a little when she laughs too.

Yes. Plus she has a moon pie face.

And his rival is slandered for being cheated on. None of this shit makes logical sense.

Jane will be playing Myla Marbles in The Skill of the Negotiation: The Danny Dimp-Domp Story.

I think she looks like the Francine on American Dad and it weirds me out.

Tiffany did get the short end of the genetic stick but she’s likely rich as fuck so I don’t care.

Marla Maples is a classic example of a woman who got far more shit for her involvement in an affair than the man who was actually married, with three children. She is forever brandished as some slut, while her partner in crime is running for President.