“Her bosoms heaved as two potatoes rolling around in a cheap reuseable grocery bag. Reginald took her into his arms, and they clung together like thighs on a warm plastic-covered sofa. She breathed in his scent of breakfast sausage and last night’s PBR and knew, with a knowledge borne of knowing, that this could be…

They missed this guy, who morphs.

As a sweet young curvy thing back in the eighties when this front thong bs was popular the first time around, I lounged poolside oblivious to the fact that my 14yo labia and nipples were peeping out around the edges of the rainbow slingshot. ALL the leery old menz thought it was super, tho.

I feel like it would turn my boobs into two disobedient obese housecats who keep running off into inconvenient directions when I need them to sit still.

Stuff like this is why I love you, Ellie.

he spent a third of his time with Clinton on questions about her private email server

Eat Pray Love

“Inspired by character’s names.”

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

“The outcasts are the ones in charge.”

So Madonna is crazy, too?

No no you see, the hivebrain is allowed to like only ONE token female comedian at a time, and Amy already had her 15 minutes. Now she is problematic, so nothing she says from now on is funny or cool.

As much as I detest both that decision and the result, I do think you’re letting this system off easy by placing the blame on the Judge. This isn’t one Judge going off the sliding scale. It’s the system as a whole not even breaking down. It’s doing exactly what it was designed to do, which was precisely not enough.

Also, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

That gif is total & complete perfection.

At least you’re not knee-deep in some stagnant pond Lady-of-the-Lake-like, peering at your nude, chubby King Arthur and his canine Knight of the Roundtable, Sir Barksalot.