He wanted to get caught, tho? I mean, why else would he do this repeatedly, using his real name and showing his face. And to Republican women, too! This latest woman, like the last one, was a Republican and a Donald Trump supporter and he knew it. He either can’t control his exhibitionist impulses or he’s got a lot of…

You’re chilling. He’s saying, “So this is great, right? Do you need more salsa? I can drive back to Taco Bell. No? Who’s your favorite character? Is it Arya? Is it Cersei? Is it Brienne? Remember when she fought that bear? She’s strong like you. Do you need salsa? Is it Sansa? You’re turning the volume up, do you want…

How boring for you that some people care about the national interest of the USA, and by extension, the Western world. I agree it must be so very tiresome to voluntarily visit websites that report on efforts to keep America’s nuclear arsenal out of the hands of a narcissistic, delusional megalomaniac.

It has bothered me to no end that the conclusion of the movie is the boyfriend saying she sold out “for some clothes and shoes” while completely neglecting the realistic work hours of a line chef. He would be leaving for work at 11am and not getting home until 3am (all while earning practically nothing). I would’ve…

I’m gonna have a Viking funeral for my youth next year when I turn 35, although since the nearest lake of any size is off-limits to the public (half of Southern California’s drinking water passes through it, I don’t blame ‘em), I’ll have to burn the raft in a parking lot instead

She’s still in my head as a toddler. I mean, I know I’ve come across some stuff about her as an adult, but it didn’t stick.

Questionable taste in authors aside, apparently Amber’s type is “middle-aged rich dudes who are astounded by her literacy”.

I just noticed there are tiny Amber Heards in his eyeballs, and nearly spat tea all over my keyboard. Bobby is trying to kill us

Most people go through a period, either in high school or college, where they (i) read The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged; (ii) mistakenly assume that they themselves are the Howard Roark/John Galt characters in their worlds; and (iii) act like self-righteous assholes for a while. Then they grow up, recognize the…

And I bet you never end it with.... “most unusual!”. WHO TALKS LIKE THAT? THIS IS NOT 19TH CENTURY ENGLAND.

*CHOKED

At first I was like...oh cool, they gave him robot eyes and then the even more horrifying truth set in. I am convinced this photo is 100% legit.

She always gives off the vibe of being somewhat malleable to whatever interests/passions of the person she’s with.

I’ve connected with people over Buffy fandom or authors and I’ve got friends who go to gaming or anime cons and meet other friends that way, but none of it has the air of “This perfect female humon is also a Libertarian, I’d like to buy her and start my own eugenics program!” that this did. :/

goddamnit, im gonna be 34 in a couple of weeks and NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS AS MY JESUS YEAR!!! GODDAMNIT!!!!

I am bent over my desk staring deeply into his eyes and I am concerned for my safety if I continue doing so.

I’ve known him since I discovered him in this commercial.

We had some dinner guests on Monday and I was about to drop a Simpsons reference on them when I realized that the episode I was about to reference came out before either of our guests was born.

Elon Musk, the eccentric, car-loving billionaire whose childhood was famously chronicled in the 2001 Steven Spielberg film A.I

Frances Bean Cobain’s ex-husband