*phone line goes dead*

“You ladies ever tried the ol’ Brazilian Pink Eye??”

It’s a fancy way of saying “I’m a two year old, and have no internal censor”.

Most, not all. Bob Costas came to fuck.

Why didn’t he have to give that disclaimer at the end? “At 12, I wasn’t interested”okkkkkk buddy.

Nah she’s a thirsty ass bitch. There are rumors that that was just a PR relationship anyways.. which makes this all even worse....

No, for some reason, I feel this way, too. Never watched Glee, either, but I did read an article on her and it just reaffirmed my dislike for her. She just seems like she wants to try too hard and is really annoying. What the ever fuck is the point of that magazine cover??? Ugh. Whatevs.

[was actually a plantain all along]

“Now, somebody who a lot of people don’t give credit to but is in actuality very beautiful is Paris Hilton,” Trump told Stern. “I’ve known Paris Hilton from the time she’s 12, her parents are friends of mine, and the first time I saw her she walked into the room and I said, ‘Who the hell is that?’ At 12, I wasn’t…

Phone: [was never connected in the first place]

[phone falls apart]

The complaints are beyond insane. I’m really beginning to wonder if maybe America does deserve Donald Trump, as people just cannot be content and want to find something negative in everything. And as a Mexican, speaking for my family and just people I’ve known all my life, we do not get annoyed when white people try…

Speaking for myself and other Latinxs I know (but by no means all)...meh. I mean I’m perfectly fine with him politically, but the performative and cheesey Spanish is grating. “Todos somos Americanos!” “Si se puede!” Can you be any more pandering? And it’s even more annoying that white dems think this is something we…

As a Catholic, I appreciate that Tim Kaine is basically an old-school Catholic Democrat. He was educated by Jesuits, who are VERY social justice-oriented. Jesuits tend to be pretty radically liberal, and because they’re very education-focused, they tend to be highly educated, enlightened, tolerant people. You know how…

In this context? No. His work as a Jesuit volunteer gets shorthanded to “missionary” but mostly he was doing skills training and labor in a country that was already pretty Catholic. JVC-type stuff is more about working and less about converting people. Plus recall context — Catholicism at the time in Latin America was…

“You’re so much better than that, GOP. I just don’t get it.”

Not necessarily. He traveled as a missionary to basically do volunteer work in getting infrastructure set up, teaching carpentry and welding from a neutral standpoint. Being a missionary can either mean going out into the world to do good in order to help your own faith and find meaning and purpose behind it, or to…

The main thing I like about Kaine more than anything is that he very much aligns with my views on faith. I know for a fact that his conservative beliefs from a faith standpoint come nowhere near aligning with mine, but it’s the fact that he seems to understand that just because he believes these things does not mean…