IF I HEAR ONE MORE ASSHAT MCGEE SAY “NOT THIS WOMAN” I WILL POOP ON THEIR FLOOR.

He’s not that dangerous and I honestly just don’t really like Hillary. She didn’t really make me feel anything last night, so ya know, whatever.

This would’ve been an excellent opportunity to say, you know, “Whether you’re a boy or you’re a girl, both of you, my job will be to make sure it’s equally an option for both of you.

Thank you kindly. I needed a new lock screen wallpaper.

That is a fucking FANTASTIC poster. Elegant and powerful all at once. Though I have always appreciated a woman in a dark turtleneck.

I hope she feels better than Catherine on Veep felt.

You know what gets me? I really think there are some people who are still pissed that she “scored” Bill Clinton back when they were in college. He was BMOC, and she was this studious wonk. If anything, she was supposed to be a fling, or somebody he used to get his homework done.

No, you’re right. Wittiness is more difficult than other kinds of comedy.

God that’s good, because you know she is thinking that while she has to bite her tongue and deal with idiots parroting Facebook memes.

I'm a teacher, and although there are a lot of reasons I love my job, this year was the first year that I felt the weight of responsibility to make sure my girls and my boys know the magnitude of this election and that girls and women can now do what no one allowed them to do for centuries. I might be giving myself a…

Think that teacher is still alive? Can you find him on FB and do a little “Nah, nah, ne, boo boo” action?

Grace and courage beyond belief. And also, notably, their message was one of hope and progress and not giving in to fear. Which was such a stark contrast to how the RNC used (and I do mean used— they were treated like props) the mothers of a couple of the people killed in Benghazi. It was like the Republicans just…

Especially Chelsea. Oh my goodness. Imagine being her just then!

I want a wonk for Prez. I think they’re the best at it.

I cried and felt like a winner.

Damn, DNC, between this and Bernie’s motion to nominate and the mothers of Sandra Bland, Trayvon Martin, etc. on stage, you really know how to chop up some onions.

When I was 10, my social studies teacher told our class that “A woman will never be elected president because women don’t vote for other women.” Not having the finely-honed misogynistic-bullshit detector I do today in elementary school, I believed him. It was years later before I realized what a horrifically fucked-up…

MOM’S BACK

There’s a Ricky somewhere in there. Seriously, I work in a rural area and there’s always a Ricky somewhere in any good story. If there’s no Ricky, the story doesn’t involve the cops.

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