Two things: One, I went as Patsy Stone for Halloween based on the exact photo in your avatar. And two, I would like to be described by someone as a sentient Betsy Johnson dress, just once.

Right there with you. I need to unplug, but it’s hard because I feel like the world is burning around me.

She’s going because all living presidents attend, and as a former First Lady, it comes with the territory. She’s doing it for the good of our democracy. What could she possibly gain from going, other than abject humiliation and sorrow?

That is awful but I seriously just laughed so hard at the comedic timing of that. Sounds like an episode of Three’s Company or something.

Oh damn, I wonder if that’s true.

When I think of the countless military families moved at the government’s whim multiple times, my sympathy for them runs a little low. And the fact that HE DOESN’T PAY TAXES SO THIS IS ALL ON US makes me a tiny bit ragey.

Oh, I’ve had actual pain. I know a girl that went on a long run at the beach and her thighs chaffed so badly she actually got infection from where the skin came off and she got in the ocean. FUN TIMES.

I’m sure you are a lovely person, but I hate you for not knowing what thigh chafing is.

I am SO GLAD I’m not alone in this. I feel like we should have our own club. Everyone loves Radiolab and I’m like “I want to kill these people.”

WHAT THE FUCK!

Oh god, ugh. I had forgotten. Just cheap.

So. Much. Monologuing.

Thanks for this comment. I feel like any time I say “that was TOO much,” people go “what did you expect, it’s a gory show?” It’s not that I’m a prude about gore, and I do expect violence and brains and misery as a fan of TWD. But there is a point when it becomes, I dunno, cheap. It’s like comparing really great scary…

Same here, but just a different line up. Off to add these folks to the rotation.

If you were with a newborn, someone could’ve told you you won the lottery and you’d be too tired to hear them. :)

Were you taking fenugreek?

That’s new packaging even from the tube I have that I bought last year. Mine is all black. This was from the Vice collection. I’m guessing repackaging the same shades?

That’s new packaging even from the tube I have that I bought last year. Mine is all black. This was from the Vice…

Hi, we are soulmates. Nice to meet you.

Hi, we are soulmates. Nice to meet you.

And her perfectly imperfect hair. Sigh. I want to be friends with her.

And her perfectly imperfect hair. Sigh. I want to be friends with her.

OMG yes. And you know what I LOVE, and this is so weird, her rings clicking together. I love those rings that she wears. And her just playing around using her hands to apply makeup is so soothing! I know that’s weird. But I love her.

OMG yes. And you know what I LOVE, and this is so weird, her rings clicking together. I love those rings that she…