I love Lisa Eldridge and I know exactly what video you are talking about. :)

I love Lisa Eldridge and I know exactly what video you are talking about. :)

I’m slowly becoming 100% obsessed with all their products. Any faves from the pack?

I’m slowly becoming 100% obsessed with all their products. Any faves from the pack?

So sidebar convo: a friend was asking me yesterday what shade of blush is best when you are wearing a strong red lipstick. I said to always stick with a peachy-pink blush (like Nars Orgasm) on fairish skin because it adds some glow and flush in a pretty way, but now I’m curious what others wear.

So sidebar convo: a friend was asking me yesterday what shade of blush is best when you are wearing a strong red…

Such a good one.

Such a good one.

Urban Decay Bad Blood. It’s perfection. Blue red, matte, doesn’t bleed. I love it.

Urban Decay Bad Blood. It’s perfection. Blue red, matte, doesn’t bleed. I love it.

I’m laughing so hard at this. Thank you.

The thing he’s also missing is that you don’t actually HAVE to get shit-faced. The point of drinking shouldn’t be (and I’m not judging here) to get drunk. The point of drinking should be to enjoy yourself, unwind, etc. But because people like to take things too far, these situations happen again and again. Being drunk…

I’m still in mourning over that. :(

Please don’t forget he also referred to Tim Kaine as the governor of NEW JERSEY at least twice, and also for reasons unbeknownst to anyone, brought up the release of one “David” Hinckley, who, unlike JOHN Hinckley, probably never tried to kill Ronald Reagan, but maybe he knows something we don’t.

WHILE SITTING IN A GOLD CHAIR.

The RAGE that I get when I am just trying to GET TO THE FUCKING RECIPE I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES/BAD MANICURE “LOL”/ALL YOUR FOOD BON MOTS is stroke-inducing. Nothing is easy any more. Nothing.

I’ve been saving this one for a while. So happy to put it to great use.

Sarah Palin, never change.

SAME. I thought “man, she really gets this in a way that I clearly don’t...”

I will help you bury the body.

All the stars for you. All of them.

Newsflash: Prison won’t ruin him. Because HE’S ALREADY RUINED. He’s a damaged and broken human that should be returned for a store credit.

Our HS QB had 4 kids by 4 women by his senior year. Has 8 total now at 40. His grandfather was paying his child support. He went on to play football at a Christian college. :/

It’s not required. YOU DO YOU.

A girl can dream, can’t she?