Of course not. What do people think is stopping perverts NOW?? NOTHING!!

Female rapists are those hot teachers that bang the high school QB and what’s so bad about that anyway? He loved it and bragged to his friends!!!!

They know little boys get molested, too, right? And usually by men? So what are they doing about THAT bathroom issue? Right, nothing.

brb jumping off the roof

Setting my Google calendar alarm for 5 p.m.

You are stunning.

A Teen Witch podcast?? Tell me more.

Oh yes. It was divine.

1000000%, yes. I know tons of women in their 30s who I know would love to just turn their brains over to their husbands and be done with it.

I tried on that fireworks NADINE dress. I vividly recall it at this moment.

The City of Knoxville is quite progressive, as far as things go. Come on down! (we still have these dumbfucks as legislators, though, so proceed with caution)

God, this is so, so white.

Wait. Was that a corn row drill?

Nah, leave it attached. Then let them eat it.

I hated tampons for years because I was only using Tampax. I just switched to Kotex and LOVE them. So, there’s my .02. I do NOT like the Kotex U. I only bought them because I was out of town and it was the smallest box I could find. They are like OB (no applicator, or a really small one) and I guess are supposed to be…

Oh sweetie. I’m just so sorry. I have nothing else to even offer.

Wait, seriously?

This is mesmerizing. Thanks.

If I was listening to that in my car right now, I would be giving the greatest concert in history (in my head)!

That is the greatest song ever. Thank you for reminding me of it. Off to play it on repeat all day.