The Great British Baking Show. It’s perfect.

Nope. Nope nope nope. NOPE.

I read this and then I read your screen name, and now I can’t stop laughing.

Off to buy all of them. Sorry how you won’t have any more now.

I prayed for Carol to take me out of my misery during that, yes.

Yep. Don’t care if it’s wrong.

Who?

Nashville. It makes all photos, and racial views, look like the 70s.

That cannot be true. I do not want to live in a world where that is true.

YOU ARE SO RIGHT.

eThis prompted me to go to his Twitter profile and see that he follows some “no sex” account AND porn stars. So, balance, I guess?

Peaches and Cream was the greatest, but Day-to-Night Barbie was also a fave of mine. I really thought, as a child, that my work life would lend itself to needing LOTS of reversible, office-wear-to-night-on-the-town outfits. Instead, I go from cardigans at work to sweatpants at home. Nice trick, Barbie.

Goddamn, I love this.

The greatest of all time.

My grandfather was a Greek immigrant and yes, was treated 100% like a Middle-Easterner growing up. He’s not even that dark or “swarthy.” We all have blue/green eyes, FFS. I guess being Mediterranean puts you close enough to the action to count? I mean, if you are racist, that is.

I’d like to cancel my card order that is on its way and redo ours like this. Next year!

SAME

I have so many things I want to say right now, but because this poor child can’t help the world she was born into, I’m just going to scream them into a pillow.

This is why Karen Walker from Will&Grace is one of my sheroes as well. Horrible women unite!!

Oh god, and his numb tongue. So funny!!!!